walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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