Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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