But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
why is half of my head shaved?
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