rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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