I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
