he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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