the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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