Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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