when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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