people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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