GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Shame - the story of my life.
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