She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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