So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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