She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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