My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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