i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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