She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just blew my weed a kiss
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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