then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
