I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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