bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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