I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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