I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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