Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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