My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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