first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Houston, we have a squirter
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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