The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Randomize
