Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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