So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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