I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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