no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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