After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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