someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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