You're my little dorito
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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