i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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