break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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