The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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