shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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