dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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