When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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