THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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