I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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