Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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