ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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