It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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