We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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