your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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