She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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