i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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