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i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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