I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
