Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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