Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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