ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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