Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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