Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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