I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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