My pussy is not your playground.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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